What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are the signs that a guy wants to marry you but is afraid of commitment or does not want to get married at all?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?

Dr No

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

Are you happy with your life?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?